|
3 years ago ::
Jan 26, 2010 - 1:10PM
#1
|
|
|
Pierce: *Singing along to radio*
MC: "Are you fucking shitting me - you're no Ne-yo."
______________________________________________
Julius: "If it wasn't for me, you would've died on that street corner!"
MC: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't-a been in a god-damn coma!"
Julius: "I guess that makes us even."
*Bang*
MC: "Not really."
______________________________________________
MC: "Pierce, Gat's been stabbed."
Pierce: " 'That mean I get a promotion?"
MC: "This isn't fucking funny."
Pierce: "Wait... that didn't come out right."
MC: "Whatever."
______________________________________________
Pierce: "God, I hate this standing around shit. Why won't something exciting happen?"
*Junkies attack them*
MC: "Pierce, you had to say something, didn't you?"
______________________________________________
Gat: *smashes Shogu in the face*
Gat: "Get up."
Shogu: *tries to kick him*
Gat: *breaks leg*
Gat: "Get up."
Shogu: *gets up and slaps Gat*
Gat:*smashes in face*
______________________________________________
Sunshine: "There is no shipment, the Saints stole it."
Junkie: "Fuck you, then. Where are they slingin'? I'll buy it from the-"
*bang*
Sunshine: "No, you will not."
______________________________________________
MC: "Listen... 'Sunshine'... I don't care about how fucked up your face is, or that other asshole.
General: "Pity. Dispose of this trash."
SOS: "Right away, General."
MC: *laughs mellowly*
MC: "Did you hear that... this guy thinks he a general... hahaha!"
______________________________________________
MC: "Hey Shaundi, this plastic box stole your voice!"
______________________________________________
MC: *waves gun around whilst high*
MC: *falls over sofa and ends up on the floor*
Shaundi: "How are you feeling?"
MC: "... Comfortable... and very hungry."
Shaundi: "Need help getting up?"
MC: "Hmm... no, I'm good."
Shaundi: "There's probably more people looking for you, y'know."
MC: "Eh, you can take 'em, right?"
Shaundi: "Probably not."
MC: "That's good."
Shaundi: "Fucking lightweights.
Et toi?
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 2:55PM
#2
|
|
|
i have never heard some of those quotes and also i like the gat quote in the courtroom about shoving the gavel up the judges ass
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 3:07PM
#3
|
|
|
*You shoot Sunshine he keeps getting back up*
MC - "For fucks sake, die already!"
Lmao you shoot him like 10 times, don't blame MC for getting pissed.
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 3:09PM
#4
|
|
|
Just done that mission as I read that. :D
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 3:29PM
#5
|
|
|
Shaundi - "This games got you stressed out, you need to relax"
MC - "By playing Skee Ball?"
Shaundi - "Oh yeah"
MC - "You know, most people would just go smoke pot"
Shaundi - "Right, and then they play Skee Ball"
---------------------------------------------
Shaundi - "How you feeling?"
MC - "Good... and very hungry"
Shaundi - "You should get up"
MC - "Im comfortable here"
Shaundi - "Theres properly still guys look for you"
MC - "You could take em', right?
Shaundi - "Proberly not"
MC - "Hmmm, yeah, thats good"
Shaundi - "Fucking lightweights"
___________________________
*MC gets kidnapped and is in the back of the Samedi leaders limo with two guards by the side of him, and is very high from there Loa Dust smoke. Everyone looks wierd, and the MC cant speak properly or think straight*
Mr Sunshine - "Wakey wakey"
MC - "Where am I?"
General - "You are sitting with your betters my friend. I wanted to see the face of the man who caused me so much trouble. So far, I find the experience to be under-whelming"
MC - "Who the fuck are you?"
General - "Im the man whos property you stole and destroyed"
MC - "Ooops"
General - "Theres no need to dwel on your mistakes, you will not live to learn from them"
MC - "Is that so?"
Mr Sunshine - "Im afraid it is"
MC - "And who the fuck are you?"
Mr Sunshine - "They call me, Mr Sunshine"
MC - *Sarcastic* "Well listen 'Sunshine', I dont care how fucked up your face is, im not scared of you. Or that other asshole"
Mr Sunshine - "Pity"
General - "Gentlemen, im through meet with my adversory. If you will, dispose of this trash"
Samedi guard - "Of course General"
MC - "Your a General? *Taps on Samedi guards chest* You hear that? ha ha, thats asshole thinks hes a- SHIT!"
Both guards pull out pistols but MC does some mad shit and kills them both and then jumps out of the car"
MC - "This is a bad time to be fucked up"
----------------------------------------
*Johnny Gat shoots Ronin guy in the head, blood goes all over the carpet*
Aisha - "Johnny!"
Johnny - "Dont worry, it will wash out"
Aisha - "It better"
-----------------
*MC finds Carlos badly battered after being tied to the back of a truck*]
*MC desperatly trys to free Carlos as he screams*
*MC has no choice. Shoots Carlos to put him out of his pain*
I nearly acually cryed over that.
Theres so many good scenes in this game, these are just a few of my favourites.
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 7:43PM
#6
|
|
|
news woman: so are you a student at stilwater university
dj veteran child: no im just here for the p***y
shaundi: i got you something
mc: wait is it
shaundi: this
mc: oh great a lightbulb what i always wanted
shaundi: its not just a lightbulb "crack"
mc: oh great a razor for my face wat i always wanted
( i think thats how that quote goes if not someone else can come and correct it)
Julius: "If it wasn't for me, you would've died on that street corner!"
MC: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't-a been in a god-damn coma!"
Julius: "I guess that makes us even."
*Bang*
MC: "Not really."
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 8:17PM
#7
|
|
|
laura:tobias can just fly you over
mc: are you kidding
tobias: does it look like im joking *puts visor down*
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 8:20PM
#8
|
|
|
*maero bust through doors*
jaime:mr vogel you have a visitor
Dane: thanks for the heads up jaime
or something like that
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 26, 2008 - 12:09AM
#9
|
|
|
check my sig.fav line ever.
|
|
|
|
5 years ago ::
Oct 26, 2008 - 3:38AM
#10
|
|
|
"What Do You Mean Don't Worry About it? These Guys Are Packing Space-Age Shit"
|
|
|
