Chapter 5
It was around Two in the morning. Chris and the rest of the Saints were waiting for Troy's men to get ready and take back Purgatory. Chris was leaning on a cruiser. It wasn't a sedan unlike the others, infact it was pretty much the same as the Steelport cruisers. Once a big group of police exited the headquarters, Chris got in the car. A couple of other officers were in the back seat, while the rest of the Saints entered a whole line of the same cars. It was like a parade show, except they weren't making a show for anyone- at all. Every car's sirens were then triggered, as it echoed throughout the streets. The car Chris was in was the first to go, of course. As they drove, Chris grabbed his Tek Z-10 and reloaded it. He then grabbed a pack of flashbangs and pipe bombs. He also had a walkie-talkie in his pocket so he can communicate with the other Saints.
"Alright are we packed?" Chris asked into the talkie
"Yup, everyone of us." replied Pierce through the other line
"Oleg, you got the plans?" asked Chris
"Yes. We interpose the parking lot, and assume our positions. We then prepare for engagement between the opposing forces we're going against. Once we get rid of them, we prehend the battlefront and contrive our next movements to intercept Dex's bay window." replied Oleg
"Ok, I meant our plans for taking back our hideout. And I guess all of that means we just run in there and kill all of those bastards, right?" said Chris
"Well, yes. Precisely." Oleg said
"Alright." said Chris. He then turned to look at driver. "Let's roll out."
The driver then floored it, and the car soon sped up, so did all the others. As they drove, he saw Stilwater as a indistinguishable city. Saints Row was completely different from '11. The church was turned into a Saints Museum, but it was not yet open. The skyline featured new buildings, one of which was named "Vogel Tower", named after Dane Vogel. Chris remembers the day he killed Vogel back in '11. The bastard was trying to take out the Saints. He sent numerous Masako men. They were a pain in the ass. But when Chris shot Vogel right in the mouth, all his problems were solved. Ultor was different, and so was the way people treated the Saints. Eric Gryphon was then changed to the head of Ultor, and Dex was promoted to head of Security. There was no explanation in why Dex hated Gryphon so much? But he hated him so much he wanted to kill him.
Chris had to protect Gryphon many times. But when Chris did all his work, Dex decided to flee the city. Everything was going good with Ultor, and around 2012, the Saints agreed to create the Ultor-Media group where the Saints became big stars. Johnny however, hated the idea of being a bunch of corporate w*ores. But the Saints were getting the money they need. Pierce was becoming an "artist". Shaundi had her very own TV show. And Chris was just the big man. Eric kept giving the Saints ideas of new products they can make. The first was Saints Flow, an energy drink with a sh*tload of sugar and "vitamins". Another was Saints Dough-nuts, a golden pastry with purple icing on it, along with sprinkles shaped like little Fleur de lis.
Cash kept coming in like wildfire, the Saints were HOT. Two years passed with the Saints not doing any petty crime, accept littering, but other than that- nothing. Eric Gryphon then agreed to make movie director, Andy Zhen, conduct a film about the Saints where TV actress, Josh Birk would star as Chris himself. Everyone hated the idea since Chris was a bold man, not a scrawny conceded kid with a big ego. After robbing a bank, and finding out it was owned by the Syndicate, the Saints began to fall apart. That's when Johnny was killed and the Saints had to take over Steelport. Meanwhile, the three gangs were taking over Stilwater.
"What a long flashback." Chris thought
The car barely entered the Red Light District. Chris saw a couple of Middle-Eastern looking men sporting golden track suits, and golden armor walking around. Many strip clubs were all named after Middle-Eastern slangs and such. Arab Money - Mid Yeast - and Camel Toe. Chris chuckle at some of the names. The clubs obviously were owned by the Riyadh Conscripts, and he will soon take the clubs over. They finally arrived at the Purgatory, but they were only behind a building. Chris gathered all the Saints and worked out a plan much more safer. Minutes later, Chris, Pierce, Shaundi, Tag, Oleg, Angel, Viola, and Kinzie walked to the parking lot quietly. Chris instructed them to take cover. He then took a peek and checked the parking lot out. A few seconds later, all the Saints were on the roofs of the buildings surrounding the Purgatory. Chris gave the signal, flapping his hands to look like an Angel's wings. All the Saints soon pulled their guns out. The pattern looked really amazing.
The sounds of the guns being pulled out alerted a biker sporting a green tecky outfit and a Dominican man sporting a red suit. They both wore the armor from Dex's army. The two men pointed their guns up, and opened their mouths wide open. The Saints all fired, killing them instantly. A big group of men from all three men soon exited the building. Chris then commanded the rest to follow, and fight. As Chris ran, a Puerto Rican man from Pater swung his shotgun towards Chris. He dodged it, and punched the man on the stomach, and pointed his Tek at the man's chin and pulled the trigger. Oleg grabbed a car, and it hit a big group of the men. A biker had a grenade launcher, and started firing at the group. Chris ran away from all the grenades, and shot the man in the head.
Chris then told Pierce to follow him into the Purgatory. The church that used to be untop was now a waiting room. As Chris started running down the stairs, he saw an Egyptian man grab a SMG from a dead body, and start shooting at them. Chris took cover, so did Pierce. Pierce then took blind fire, and shot the man on the arm, dropping the weapon. The man crawled towards the weapon, but was stopped when Tag came out from behind, and broke his body in half. Chris continued running down the stairs, killing off more men. Once he entered the main room, it was completely different since the last time he saw it. The walls were all kinds of different colors. Green, Gold, Red. And each wall had a symbol of a gladiator helmet with a blue mohawk.
Pater... exactly. He was the Father of Mars, and was a soldier who fought in the Roman wars. Dex was real clever alright. Chris saw a whole army of men standing in the living room area. They all pointed at Chris. He gulped, and Pierce then put his arms up like he's surrendering.
"What the f*ck?" said Chris, whispering
"These guys are going to kill us." Pierce relied, also whispering
"Alright guys. You got us. heheheh" said Chris, putting his gun down
"Uh huh. We're done for it." Pierce implied
"No you're not." a voice said, coming from behind. It was Angel. He smiled at Chris and ran towards the railing, he then jumped through, and performed a Tornado DDT on a Cuban man. The rest of all the other Saints came in, ALL the other Saints. They all pointed their guns at the army. And started fighting once again.
"Wait here." Chris told Pierce
He then stepped back, and grabbed a flashbang. Pierce smiled, and Chris then motioned his arm back, and fired the bomb. Soon, the whole room lit up, and everyone but the Saints were blinded.
"FIRE!" yelled Chris
All the Saints released hell upon Pater. One by one, the men were shot from head to toe. Their blood splattered everywhere, staining the walls and floors. Soon, all the men were killed. Chris walked down the stairs, trying not to trip over a body.
"We're going to have a new paint job, all over the place.."
Philips Building
Dex sat on his desk, and checked some papers. It was Chris' criminal files. He laughed at some of the things Chris has done. Like killing the mayor, chief of police, even the alderman. As Dex was reading, his assistant soon called him up.
"Mr. Jackson." said the lady
"Yes Ashley." replied Dex
"Mr. Pryor's here to see you."
Dex sighed, and massaged his head, "Send him up."
After awhile Killbane entered the room, angry. He walked up to a wall and punched it. He then yelled out in anger.
"Is there something wrong, Eddie?" asked Dex
"Yes there's something f*cking wrong.. The Saints they're already here." replied Killbane
Dex's face soon turned pale, and he got up from his chair
"What?!"
"Yes. They're here. And they've already made their first move." Killbane said
"What'd they do?" asked Dex
Killbane then grabbed the TV remote, and switched it on. The news was on and it showed Jane Valderama reporting just outside of Purgatory. In the background, there are several mangled bodies, and dead Patersons. Dex was suprised. He switched the TV on, and sat back down.
"I need a f*cking drink." he said
"Well there's no one her-" Killbane said, but was cut off by Dex
"GIVE ME A F*CKING DRINK!" Dex commanded
Killbane then grabbed a glass, and filled it with martini, and a toothpick with an olive picked through it. Dex took a big sip, and swallowed it. He sighed roughly, and ordered another drink. Drinking another he threw the glass at Killbane.
"Don't just stand there! Do something!" yelled Dex
"What do you want me to do?!" Killbane yelped
"Get your f*cking Luchadores!" Dex ordered
"No. They proved themselves that they weren't good enough. Hey, what about the Masako team?" Killbane said
"Great idea...." said Dex as he called up his assistant
"Hey Ashley, I want you to order an attack at the Saints, and make it big. Make sure you get both the Masako and Pater. Meanwhile, I'm having a word with Troy..."
