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2 years ago ::
Oct 31, 2011 - 1:11PM
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It is halloween after all, so share your stories 
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2 years ago ::
Nov 01, 2011 - 9:08AM
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Me and my friend we walking through a forest in Farmouth Maine and we were chased by a demon!!! I had too, its too easy!
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2 years ago ::
Nov 03, 2011 - 2:54PM
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Was last month I was passing a semi-truck about a mile up the road from my house right by a trailerpark and a bar. I was a smidge over halfway past him going about 95 and a car pulls out IN FRONT of the semi truck! had to slam the brakes, wait a second to JUST get behind the semi-trailer and cut the wheel. I ended up flying between 2 road signs and hopping a small ditch. No damage caused just a scared shitless me LOL 
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2 years ago ::
Nov 07, 2011 - 10:52AM
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I was an air traffic controler in Key West for the Navy. During the 90's the equipment the Navy gave us to use was dated back to the 1950's. Key West international and Navy Key west are literally 1.5 miles apart from one another. One cloudy and rainy day I was working final control at Navy Key West. Now when you fly into Key West, the approach, departure, and final controlers are at te Navy base and are military personel. Well I had a flight (of 2) F18's coming in from the south heading northbound. At that time the departure controler had a Beach 1900 coming off Key West international heading southbound. My radar screen did not show the 1900 and his radar screen did not show the 2 F18's. Remember, equipment from the 1950's. After all of the traffic calls I made to the flight of F18's their response was radar, they could not confirm a visual. They go close. About 1/4 mile at the same altitude. Now in ATC terms, that is really really close. Considering they should have had at least 1 mile seperation. Eventually they saw one another when the F18's broke through the cloud layer. But, it scared the **** out of me with the possibility of putting 3 planes together over the island.
"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."
Thomas Paine
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2 years ago ::
Nov 08, 2011 - 11:20AM
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It was late one night and I was at a my (ex) girl's house watching TV. It was just me alone in her room, as she was in the bathroom. I was on a pretty good buzz from the party earlier and I kept hearing this voice that sounded scared, almost crying. I started getting jumpy and paranoid because it was getting louder and clearer, then I heard it: "I'M ****ING PREGNANT!!!"   
A BLACK/MEXICAN/IRISH FOR YA
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2 years ago ::
Nov 09, 2011 - 2:56PM
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It was late one night and I was at a my (ex) girl's house watching TV. It was just me alone in her room, as she was in the bathroom. I was on a pretty good buzz from the party earlier and I kept hearing this voice that sounded scared, almost crying. I started getting jumpy and paranoid because it was getting louder and clearer, then I heard it: "I'M ****ING PREGNANT!!!"
  
Holy ****!!!!!!!!!
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2 years ago ::
Nov 10, 2011 - 4:28AM
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Well..... This one time, I was walking.. running around with a rake and I accidentally slipped and gouged out my friends eye. Then he was all like.. "Ah lawdy lawd, my eye has been exsanguinated!" so I giggled a bit and then stuck it back in good as new and we discovered that didn't work too well so we were driving to the hospital and we hit some old lady with a crutch with our van that we stole from his uncle. His uncle did bad things to him so its ok. He needed to get out of that situation. Then the old lady was like bleeding and saying.. "you young little sh1ts, I'll kill you for maiming me, do you know who I am?" and she had a heart attack. Then pretty much she came back (FROM THE DEAD!) and killed people using the crutches, except she would do it in mysterious ways that happened just off camera. It turns out that the curse could only be lifted by taking her cat to the vet, which was what she was doing walking along the road. So we took Mr. Mittens to the vet and it turned out he had cancer. Zombie cancer. He bit the veterinarian who was a person who constantly donates to charity and always paid the bill on dates and called the next day. The veterinarian turned into a zombie, and bit us and we all decided that the quality of existence was an opinion derived from your viewpoint, and it wasn't so bad being zombies. The whole world became zombies and nukes were launched whilst Vivo ruined another music video. Don't run with rakes. I mean it. But it turned out everything was fine after all. It got better. Until I got.... A HANG NAIL. Those things where your nail has the skin all separated and painful, the horror! .... This was all a lie. A wonderful, terrible lie. Inspired by sleepiness, and B rated horror movies. Except Vivo ruining music videos.
"~I am the third, a master, a sentinel of awakeness,
I hold truth like a torch, shadows flicker before me,
rapid eye follow the, chain of thought,
until the silence ends~" - Rain of Brass Petals
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2 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2011 - 12:11PM
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Hearing my crew chief scream "RPG right!" into the mic as we were nose-up heading into an LZ for an evac ... then seeing/sensing it go in one door and out the other of our Black Hawk. Thank God no one was hit, though there were a bunch of flightsuits to clean up afterward.
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