It would be like this:
Waiter: Hello and welcome to [Insert restaurant name here], what would you like to eat?
Customer: I would like spaghetti and meatballs, please.
Waiter: That comes with 7 meatballs, but 5 of the meatballs can't be eaten unless you pay an extra price per meatball and since you didn't reserve your table, you have to pay for an extra meatball.
Customer: Then what's the point of including those meatballs in the first place?
Waiter: So that it's more convenient for access.
Customer: Whatever, I'll just take it anyway.
Waiter: Ok.
[Some time later waiter returns with macaroni and meatballs]
Waiter: Here is your food.
Customer: This is macoroni, I wanted spaghetti.
Waiter: We wanted our meal to appeal to a larger audience, more people preferred macaroni to spaghetti.
Customer: Then why include it in the menu?
Waiter: Oh, this menu was from the early stages of planning.
[Customer notices bug in food]
Customer: Excuse me waiter, there's a bug in this food.
Waiter: What bug?
[Customer points at bug]
Customer: This one.
Waiter: oh that, that's a feature.
Customer: What kind of feature is this?!
Waiter: If you dislike the feature, we'll claim to fix it and secretly do nothing about it, now stop being so entitled.
Smart Customer: I guess I'm going to have to manually remove this bug.
[Customer Begins eating food]
Customer: This food tastes terrible!
Waiter: Since we hired a monkey as a chef and didn't give him any training, he doesn't understand how to cook the meal.
Customer: Then why not hire someone with experience?
Waiter: Stop being so entitled and eat your food.
[While customer eats his food]
[Waiter takes food away from customer while he is still eating]
Customer: What the hell, I wasn't finished with that!
Waiter: I'm sorry, the price you paid only covered 3/4 of the meal, you must pay an additional fee to finish it.
Customer: What kind of service is this?!
Waiter: Sorry, We can't do a thing about it, we're just that poor.
[Waiter hands customer a survey]
Waiter: Here, fill out this survey so we can briefly read it and then toss it in the paper shredder.
[Customer fills out survey anyway and gives negative reviews]
Waiter: Well, I see you're from the restaurant from across the street trying to make us look bad. Go kill yourself.
Customer: This service is terrible! Well I'll be back next week to see if anything gets better.
Waiter: See you then. [Waiter chuckles in an evil manner]
